RATO JUDE: Rato Jude here, with another Breaking News Flash Report. It has been only days since the mysterious murder of Laguna Loire, but we have just received word that a disturbance on the very campus that Loire reigned as Dean at, and lived his final moments on, was actually the apprehension process of a member of the MDEA Interrogation Unit. We turn it over to Deirdre Joet for further information.
DEIRDRE JOET: Thank you, Rato. I'm here live on the scene in front of the dormitory mega-complex on the DU campus known as the Vertigo Skyrise Dorms. As you can see behind me, the lower level has been practically gutted during the attempted apprehension process by an unknown female MDEA agent of the suspect to the Loire case. While it happened during the day, when most students were out to class, we have one report of an innocent bystander being possibly injured, though nothing has been brought forth to confirm that.
Nearby witnesses, however, state that the fight contained the use of heightened abilities on both sides, which MDEA has already released to be a crime on behalf of the guilty individual, as she was unregistered as an Biological/Heightened Ability Weapon Class Immigrant, as is law for anyone passing into Desai from the worlds connected by the Travel Agency.
One of those witnesses, Jason Tamet, is here with me. Mr. Tamet, where were you when things started?
JASON TAMET: Dude. Dude. That was totally a catfight.
DEIRDRE: ...excuse me?
JASON: Catfight. That was a [beep] catfight, woman! The chick in the leather got her [beep] beat, and it was hot.
JASON: Blonde babe! Uh, uh, uh, not the agent chick, because she's [beep] scary, but the other one! The student that looks like she sucks [beep] and [beep] and rides [beep] motorcycles like a [beep] pro. CALL ME.
DEIRDRE: ...oh my God. Rato!
RATO: ... Our illustrious youth, and the future of tomorrow, ladies and gentlemen.
MDEA has yet to release full details of the murderer, except that she is a student of Desai University, and suspected of several counts of terrorism that has been spoken about in brief now that lines with Esthar have opened, following the death of their apparently very beloved, life-long President. The only information we have on her identity officially is that she goes by the name Trish.
Now, we take this time to express our deepest sympathies to the people of Esthar, from whom we have learned a great deal about Dean and President Laguna Loire. From his kind heart and upstanding support of the rights of all living creatures, to the...........